1. How do I use a nonlubricated condom? Is it the same as a lubricated condom?


    Yes, you use nonlubricated condoms the same as any other condom. You can add your own lubricant if you want (see our Purchase Page for lubricant suggestions).

    Follow the instructions below if you’re unsure how to use a condom.


    Note: Privacy Mode is enabled on this video – YouTube will not set a cookie in your browser if you watch this.

    Note that one thing in this video we disagree with is the disposal of the condom. Despite the environmental concerns, we recommend you flush the condom down the toilet. More on this later.

  2. Why isn’t there a “no condom” choice on your daily poll?


    If you are going to take part in this website, you must use a condom. Despite some of the pictures linked from this site, we do not condone unsafe sex, especially with people who you don’t know – end of story.

  3. Do I really need to use a nonlubricated condom?


    No, of course not! That’s just our thing. Give it a shot, and if you don’t like it, buy some of our recommended lubricants or give the rest of them away to a friend (they make great gag gifts for the non-believers).

    Here’s a link to Buy Regular Condoms.

    Note on the above link. Some may say that we are not being true to our nonlubricated roots by linking you to the regular condoms above. Yes, we broke down. We do prefer you use nonlubricated condoms, but if you’re not on our team, we still want you to use some sort of protection, even if it contains inferior lubricant!

  4. You guys are a bunch of assholes. What the hell is this?


    Yeah, I guess we are.

    We honestly don’t mean any disrespect to any of the women on this site, although we understand your offense. This site is just a fun and clever way to get people to understand the importance of safe sex. We are also legally affiliated with the women shown in the pictures.

    In America, condoms and sex are far too taboo, and our teenagers are being improperly educated due to the ignorance from the teachings and beliefs of the baby boomer class. This has led to an unnecessarily high amount of teen pregnancy and sexual transmitted disease – something we hope to assist with, even if at a minuscule percentage.

    It is our goal to make you understand that the word “condom” should not have a negative connotation, and it is not embarrassing to purchase or talk about using condoms. On the contrary, it is very healthy and natural to have sex with a trusted partner. However, we live in a civilized society where, despite our genetic instructions, it is best to avoid teenage pregnancy, and we need to take realistic precautions, not preach abstinence.

  5. Hello, I am XYZ (or I represent XYZ) and would like you to take down the picture posted of me or my client, as we are offended by it.


    We apologize for the inconvenience and will take down the offending image and poll immediately. Please contact us immediately.

    However, note that none of the images posted here are hosted on our server – they are found elsewhere on the net. We cannot remove the images from the server that hosts them.

    Additionally, we are legally affiliated with the porn stars shown on this site and can show their images.

  6. Hi, I would like you to use my image in one of your daily polls. Would you please post it?


    Definitely! We are happy to post new images and a link to your website/blog/gallery. This is a great way to promote yourself and see what the world thinks of you. Please contact us. We will need reasonable belief that you are indeed the person in the picture, and if we feel that you are misrepresenting yourself, we will immediately take the image down.

  7. You mentioned that you don’t approve of throwing away used condoms. How should I dispose of mine?


    We personally endorse flushing condoms down the toilet, despite the fact that it may take longer to break down, could cause a plumbing problem (very unlikely), and will require more work during the water treatment process. The latex is biodegradable.

    If you are as smart, charming, and good-looking as we are, you need to protect yourself. It is unfortunate to say that there are some crazy people out there who want nothing more than to procreate with your genetically superior seed. There have been true stories about women who fished a used condom out of the garbage, turned it inside out, and impregnated themselves with the semen therein. You will be responsible for that child, and you will pay dearly – for the next 18 years. It’s just not worth the risk. If you aren’t planning on marrying this dame, then flush the damned thing.

    If you still do not want to put the condom into the environment, add a bunch of hot tobasco sauce to your used condom. She will learn a lesson she won’t soon forget. This awesome trick was learned from Leykis 101.

  8. My boyfriend won’t use a condom and I want him to. What should I do?


    Drop him like a bad habit. Your boyfriend is a stupid asshole.

    As a woman, YOU are the one who is more susceptible to sexually transmitted diseases. YOU have to be the primary caregiver of his child. Additionally, as the woman, YOU are the one who holds the keys to the Corvette. Human nature operates in such a manner that is the man’s job to seduce, and a woman’s decision whether or not to be seduced.

    If he won’t do it, have him try a nonlubricated condom with our recommended lubricant. He won’t be disappointed. If he still won’t, you are allowed to say no and tell him to go take a hike. You can get a better guy – trust us.

  9. My girlfriend says she’s on birth control and doesn’t want me to use a condom.


    Yeah? Is she? Have you seen her take the pill every day? Are you ready to marry this woman? Are you ready to spend the next 18 years raising and supporting her child? Has she been screened for STDs? Are you sure she’s faithful?

    If not, then put on the damned condom and don’t give her your sperm.

    We have personally seen a woman find a quality guy, lie about taking birth control, get pregnant, and thus force shotgun wedding. You can take a guess how it all ended: Not Good.

    Don’t be the next victim.

  10. Where do you come up with all of this evolution and human nature talk?


    Read this book and prepare to be blown the fuck away: The Red Queen: Sex and the Evolution of Human Nature

  11. You are linking to images that have images and videos of unprotected sex. What gives?


    Yes, we are aware of this hypocrisy and apologize for it. Over the course of time, we hope to find more women whose images we can legally post. Until then, this is our solution.

    Just as you should never do the stunts they do in the movies, you should never behave like porn stars either. Just because it’s on video doesn’t mean it’s real life, so don’t model your life off of it. Use condoms.

  12. Do you have any T-Shirts or hats?


    We’re thinking about it. Contact Us with your idea and we’ll share what we’re thinking about rolling out.

  13. I’m bad at sex. What should I do?


    Keep at it, find a mentor, and watch more 1-on-1 pornography. We don’t have any recommended books or videos at this time.

    But have you considered that you might just have bad sexual chemistry with this person? While we pride ourselves on being good in bed, we occasionally have a miserable sexual connection with a new girl. It’s disappointing, but it happens to the best of us.

    Consider finding a new mate or discussing this with your current mate if it’s really that bad.

  14. I think my penis is small.


    Your penis is fine. Gain some confidence, get in shape, live a natural lifestyle, and bring the thunder.